I Hurled my Phone at my Wall

It doesn't have a single crack, thanks to this phone case.

It is beyond safe to say I hate phones. I hate when people are on them around me, I hate when I am on them, I hate the noises they make, I hate charging them and I hate that it feels like I'm paying for a walkie-talkie that connects me directly to my enemies. My phone has been on do not disturb since 2021, occasionally that's just not enough. Occasionally, I throw my phone.

Somehow I've never cracked or broken a phone. Due to the careless nature in which I treat this device, I must credit this track record to the phone case I've been using all along. The Apple Silicone Case. It's $50, but I swear it will last the entire duration of your phones life.

My first Apple case was actually the leather one, but that developed a patina and that's a gross thing for a phone case to do. I quickly switched to the silicone option and will never look back.

It is really important to me that a phone case protects my phone while adding as little as possible to the phone itself. I'm the kind of person that will stand in an aisle and plead with the world to "just have a normal phone case." Normal, to me, meaning: all black, no print, no obnoxious branding.

The logo is a slightly darker black which is much more aesthetically pleasing than having some brand name splayed across the case in a horrific font and punchy color. I also love that there's a hard shell inside the case, I've seen some silicone cases that are actually just silicone. Don't buy that. You want this.