One Sentence Horoscopes: 4/3
If you're wondering what the week has in store for you, what you should do next or what people are really thinking about you, find the answer in this weeks one sentence horoscope.

Aries
Don't fry all of your eggs at the same time.
Taurus
Stay in the kitchen.
Gemini
You don't have to put every thought into words.
Cancer
Find a VCR, it'll come in handy.
Leo
Take a trip to Tulsa this week.
Virgo
Treat yourself to three hours of peace and quiet.
Libra
Style your workspace for a new perspective.
Scorpio
You're going to find $300...missing from your wallet.
Sagittarius
Don't look for anything inside your trunk.
Capricorn
Everything that happens to you leaves others confused.
Aquarius
Magic awaits you at the thrift store.
Pisces
People question their existence around you.