One Sentence Horoscopes: 4/3
If you're wondering what the week has in store for you, what you should do next or what people are really thinking about you, find the answer in this weeks one sentence horoscope.
Don't fry all of your eggs at the same time.
Stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to put every thought into words.
Find a VCR, it'll come in handy.
Take a trip to Tulsa this week.
Treat yourself to three hours of peace and quiet.
Style your workspace for a new perspective.
You're going to find $300...missing from your wallet.
Don't look for anything inside your trunk.
Everything that happens to you leaves others confused.
Magic awaits you at the thrift store.
People question their existence around you.