One Sentence Horoscopes: 4/3

If you're wondering what the week has in store for you, what you should do next or what people are really thinking about you, find the answer in this weeks one sentence horoscope.

Aries

Don't fry all of your eggs at the same time.

Taurus

Stay in the kitchen.

Gemini

You don't have to put every thought into words.

Cancer

Find a VCR, it'll come in handy.

Leo

Take a trip to Tulsa this week.

Virgo

Treat yourself to three hours of peace and quiet.

Libra

Style your workspace for a new perspective.

Scorpio

You're going to find $300...missing from your wallet.

Sagittarius

Don't look for anything inside your trunk.

Capricorn

Everything that happens to you leaves others confused.

Aquarius

Magic awaits you at the thrift store.

Pisces

People question their existence around you.