One Sentence Horoscopes: 6/12
I don't know what's going on among the stars, but I have been so clueless for the past week. Maybe it's just me, but it's easier to blame it on something out of my control. Just in case anyone else is feeling like they have no clue what's going on, I'm back with some one sentence horoscopes to offer some guidance this week.
There's an empty canvas waiting for you.
Showers will take over your life soon.
Bottoms up, seriously, crack kills.
Train your cat to be more like you.
Use your incense to burn down a building.
Don't work because you like it, work so you can rest more.
The stars are working to send you a good partner, but options are limited.
Don't spend more money than you need to.
Many lessons are ahead this week.
The potatoes are mad at you.
Even if you take a side road, you're on the right path.
Avoid the color green.