One Sentence Horoscopes: 6/12

I don't know what's going on among the stars, but I have been so clueless for the past week. Maybe it's just me, but it's easier to blame it on something out of my control. Just in case anyone else is feeling like they have no clue what's going on, I'm back with some one sentence horoscopes to offer some guidance this week.

Aries

There's an empty canvas waiting for you.

Taurus

Showers will take over your life soon.

Gemini

Bottoms up, seriously, crack kills.

Cancer

Train your cat to be more like you.

Leo

Use your incense to burn down a building.

Virgo

Don't work because you like it, work so you can rest more.

Libra

The stars are working to send you a good partner, but options are limited.

Scorpio

Don't spend more money than you need to.

Sagittarius

Many lessons are ahead this week.

Capricorn

The potatoes are mad at you.

Aquarius

Even if you take a side road, you're on the right path.

Pisces

Avoid the color green.