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One Sentence Horoscopes: 10/24

New horoscopes for this rainy week.

Aries

Aquarius loves you.


Taurus

Don't smell the pinecones.


Gemini

It's time to buy a baby tee.


Cancer

Remember: assault is for men, vandalizing is for women.


Leo

You are your number one fan, and we admire that.


Virgo

Stop buying new books when you still have unread ones at home.


Libra

Now is a good time for self exploration and embracing your freedom.


Scorpio

Try taking public transportation this week, it could be fun.


Sagittarius

You like Taylor's new album a little too much.


Capricorn

New beginnings and opportunities are on their way.


Aquarius

You can do anything, even time travel, we believe in you.


Pisces

There's a vacation in your near future, try not to bring every suitcase you own.


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