One Sentence Horoscopes: 10/24
New horoscopes for this rainy week.

Aries
Aquarius loves you.
Taurus
Don't smell the pinecones.
Gemini
It's time to buy a baby tee.
Cancer
Remember: assault is for men, vandalizing is for women.
Leo
You are your number one fan, and we admire that.
Virgo
Stop buying new books when you still have unread ones at home.
Libra
Now is a good time for self exploration and embracing your freedom.
Scorpio
Try taking public transportation this week, it could be fun.
Sagittarius
You like Taylor's new album a little too much.
Capricorn
New beginnings and opportunities are on their way.
Aquarius
You can do anything, even time travel, we believe in you.
Pisces
There's a vacation in your near future, try not to bring every suitcase you own.