One Sentence Horoscopes: 10/24
New horoscopes for this rainy week.
Aquarius loves you.
Don't smell the pinecones.
It's time to buy a baby tee.
Remember: assault is for men, vandalizing is for women.
You are your number one fan, and we admire that.
Stop buying new books when you still have unread ones at home.
Now is a good time for self exploration and embracing your freedom.
Try taking public transportation this week, it could be fun.
You like Taylor's new album a little too much.
New beginnings and opportunities are on their way.
You can do anything, even time travel, we believe in you.
There's a vacation in your near future, try not to bring every suitcase you own.