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One Sentence Horoscopes: 03/20

Welcome to spring! The seasons are changing as have your one sentence horoscopes.

Aries

Try out reverse second hand embarrassment this week.


Taurus

Having a website does in fact make you cooler.


Gemini

Nobody deserves you, take that how you want.


Cancer

Can you stop crying now, the weather is getting warmer.


Leo

You can do everything and you can do it well, but don't let anyone tell you what order to do things in.


Virgo

Find happiness in the library this week, or information on your enemies.


Libra

Do you like yourself?


Scorpio

Your cave is beginning to thaw, so lint roll your all-black outfit and head to Trader Joe's.


Sagittarius

When a copy of a rare book shows up at your door, do not try to find out who sent it.


Capricorn

You work a lot, but we're still trying to figure out exactly what it is you're working on.


Aquarius

You can put all of your eggs in one basket, just don't forget the directions to the grocery store.


Pisces

Freedom comes from reality, not money.

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