One Sentence Horoscopes: 03/20
Welcome to spring! The seasons are changing as have your one sentence horoscopes.

Aries
Try out reverse second hand embarrassment this week.
Taurus
Having a website does in fact make you cooler.
Gemini
Nobody deserves you, take that how you want.
Cancer
Can you stop crying now, the weather is getting warmer.
Leo
You can do everything and you can do it well, but don't let anyone tell you what order to do things in.
Virgo
Find happiness in the library this week, or information on your enemies.
Libra
Do you like yourself?
Scorpio
Your cave is beginning to thaw, so lint roll your all-black outfit and head to Trader Joe's.
Sagittarius
When a copy of a rare book shows up at your door, do not try to find out who sent it.
Capricorn
You work a lot, but we're still trying to figure out exactly what it is you're working on.
Aquarius
You can put all of your eggs in one basket, just don't forget the directions to the grocery store.
Pisces
Freedom comes from reality, not money.