One Sentence Horoscopes: 03/20
Welcome to spring! The seasons are changing as have your one sentence horoscopes.
Try out reverse second hand embarrassment this week.
Having a website does in fact make you cooler.
Nobody deserves you, take that how you want.
Can you stop crying now, the weather is getting warmer.
You can do everything and you can do it well, but don't let anyone tell you what order to do things in.
Find happiness in the library this week, or information on your enemies.
Do you like yourself?
Your cave is beginning to thaw, so lint roll your all-black outfit and head to Trader Joe's.
When a copy of a rare book shows up at your door, do not try to find out who sent it.
You work a lot, but we're still trying to figure out exactly what it is you're working on.
You can put all of your eggs in one basket, just don't forget the directions to the grocery store.
Freedom comes from reality, not money.